Science!
Enrichment!
CAT TREE!
Toxicology researchers seek volunteer participants for new study. Come to climb the cat tree, stay to be a test subject!18+ Mad Science Roleplay at the Break Room
Balmung Empyreum W 13 P 9
Wednesdays, 6 PM PDT/9 PM EDT
Invading their enclosure is both stressful and harmful! Whatever you think is going to happen is not going to happen. You will just be asked to leave.
"I consider temporary blindness an exciting challenge."Does that sentence apply to you? Now is your chance to advance scientific research! Here at the lab, we isolate and recombine morbol toxins to explore their properties. And with dozens of non-lethal combinations to try, we need test subjects.Take the toxin quiz and find out what toxin is right for your personality type!
Release of liability required. Side effects may include paralysis, akathisia, altered personality and/or behavior, amnesia, and, in rare cases, eel fingers. If you experience an erection lasting longer than four hours after taking toxin, contact your doctor immediately.
Substituted tetrametyalines synthesized in house with love. Profits fund our research.
(all drugs black market price)
| Compound | Desirable Effects | Complications |
|---|---|---|
| 2-Meta-Tetrametyaline Oxide | euphoria, dissociation | sweating, muscle cramps |
| Ψ-DOM | visual and proprioceptive hallucinations, enactogenicity | facial swelling and itching, nausea |
| "liquid clocks" | ad-hoc time dilation | noise sensitivity, anxiety |
Some might call it "squatting in a condemned warehouse," but we call it safe! The trash has been swept into the corners, and the balloons are festive! Food is free when you sign a liability release form!
